Q: They would ultimately die of suffocation as their throat closes. I know you can't ask people to change what they eat on a regular basis, but in a tube, in the sky, sharing air with 300 other people, you should comfortably be allowed to request people to refrain for your own safety. All I'm saying is, you seem to like your life, why would you risk someone else's for a snack. Don't be a dick. Sincerely, your biggest fan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA I thought it was absolutely hilarious and dramatic and I’m aware that there are usually “zones” for things like that on an airplane. The whole plane?! Did I actually care? No. Was it funny? Yep.